http://www.zebrafire.com/ Hosting a collection of humorous articles, personalities, dictionary words and polls to keep the boring at bay. en-us anix@zebrafire.com 2007-06-25T12:45:04-04:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=14 Ages have passed since the violence between the Gallus Domesticus and the Phasianidae reached such tremendous proportions as it did today. Over a thousand fowl spilled their blood on the fields of battle that would very likely determine the outcome o... 14@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2007-04-13T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=3 Over the past few weeks I've been swamped with requests to write a comprehensive tutorial on the construction of a giant "take this" laser. Finally (after falling victim to the vampiric cries of one Jacob Pasterlynn), I've decided to complete this so... 3@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2007-03-19T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=24 A hippy website, http://www.globalorgasm.org, was launched recently as a virtual blueprint for the hippy movement to coordinate their orgasms and internal energies to disrupt our way of life a... 24@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2006-11-20T00:00:00-05:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=23 As much as I enjoy having sex with horses, I'm starting to realize my dreams of fathering the world's first centaur baby may be unrealistic. Still determined (now more than ever!) to father the first half beast half man baby, I investigate sev... 23@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2006-11-02T00:00:00-05:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=20 It has come to my attention that one of America’s greatest treasures is being laid to rest. The F-14 Tomcat, a symbol of our countries air power, is being retired. This is a large blow to the American public, fans of the plane, children, and war vets... 20@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2006-09-27T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=21 I'm proud to release a new addition to the website: Chat Logs. You'll find it in the "Other Sections" link above or by clicking on the image to the right. The idea is simple, join a busy chat room (Britney Spears, Nascar, etc.) and pick out a ... 21@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2006-09-27T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=18 All of your favorite odious celebrities, together at last in a massive battle royal. Who will be victorious? You've heard their vexatious jibberish over and over and over again. Can Jared the Subway guy throw a punch? Can Tony Little hold his own wit... 18@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-07-05T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=17 I've added a new area to the site especially for insult pictures. These are those images you find on forums and message boards all over the place. Well I've made quite a few of them and I have a pretty good collection of good ones other people have m... 17@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-06-28T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=16 It's a proven fact, summer is the hottest month of the year. With temperatures at or exceeding 100 degrees Fahrenheit (300 million or so Celsius), malice cultivates as you ponder stabbing the sun in the eye with a large spear because the jerk is tryi... 16@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-06-22T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=13 Animals have walked the earth for thousands of years longer than humans have. In our short time on this planet we've invented cellphones, computers and soft serve ice cream. Animals have had centuries longer to evolve and what do they have to show fo... 13@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-06-10T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=11 The children of the light is a popular description for youth suffering from a rare birth defect only recently discovered as Edisons Syndrome. Affecting children until the early teens, this illness has been known to cause illuminating skin, loss of gr... 11@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-06-08T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=10 I have discovered the magic of FontForge and have created a TrueType font from my near perfect handwriting. I know how friggen sweet that sounds (being able to write like me brings you one step closer t... 10@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2005-06-06T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=2 In the beginning, there was the internet. The Internet was built by weaving a spiderweb of connections between computers, allowing the transfer of data from one computer to the next as the net grew larger, and it was good. This intense smorgasbord of... 2@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2004-05-25T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=4 I am often asked by attractive cashiers at various locales how I know so much about their personal habits and living quarters (frequently recalling them in vivid detail during conversation). They assume I detect such details from their physical movem... 4@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2004-04-05T00:00:00-04:00 http://www.zebrafire.com/index.php?p=blog&blog=5 Having a bad day? Are people just irritating the piss out of you? That time of the month? Well search no farther for the answer to all your problems! Today, I'll teach you how to turn your big bad-tyme bandits into super happy fun water pandas! 5@http://www.zebrafire.com/ 2004-03-09T00:00:00-05:00